The Kingdom of Womble 7867 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.991 billion Womble 7867ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Womble 7867ian economy, worth 319 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 39,946 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,460 per year while the poor average 2,504, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 7867's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 7867 is ranked 234,796^th in the world and 9,104^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.